Death is unavoidable.
I WAITED SO PATIENTLY
He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.
Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial
How do white people survive?
I love that the phrase “clumsy as a white guy in an infomercial” is an actual thing.
what the fuck is that guy using a vhs tape to clean the wine off his couch
The Simpsons did The Hangover back in 1999.