May 2013
titaniumbutt:
you may be the
but i am the
geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
unclebromo:
Combine Tangela with any other pokemon and it’s instantly hilarious because they look extremely shocked about something
I mean
“What the-?!”
“WHA!?”
“AHH!?!”
“WHOA THERE!!”
holycorpse:
dont wanna be an american idiot (sick riff) dont wanna talk to my mom or my gramparents (cool riff)
fffcuk:
fffcuk:
my mom spent $9,360 on my private tumbling lessons in one year lmao
tumbling like gymnastics i did not get blogging lessons
lameborghini:
life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house
